英语舞台剧剧本
Wu Song Fought the Tiger
桐乡市崇福镇志华中心小学 李中怡
Scene 1: In the restaurant
Wu Song: Hello! I am Wu Song. The most handsome, the most famous, the most clever man in Liangshan. A restaurant! Good. I am hungry. Waiter! Wine! Wine! The best wine!
Waiter: Hi, sir, welcome! Would you like XO, Er Guo Tou, Mao Tai, or Qingdao beer?
Wu Song: How much is the XO?
Waiter: Look!
Wu Song: Open … Open ... (sneeze)
Waiter: (opens a bottle of XO)
Wu Song: Open the window please！Not the wine. I want some Er Guo Tou! It’s strong enough.
Waiter: You ... You ... Fine!
Wu Song: Good wine, very good wine! I want more wine. Why not serve me?
Waiter: Sir, you want more wine? No way!
Wu Song: Why? I have money!
Waiter: Look! This wine is very strong. One bowl, you feel good. Two bowls, you can’t walk. Three bowls, you’ll get drunk and fall!
Wu Song: Who am I? Wu Song! Even 18 bowls is nothing for me. Give me wine!
Waiter: Here is your wine. But it’s your last meal, I think.
（Wu Song left with his weapon.）
Waiter: Where are you going, sir？
Wu Song: Jingyang Gang!
Waiter: Oh, my lord. You want to die? There is a big tiger. Don’t go! It’s dark!
Wu Song: A tiger? I’ll kill it! Look ! I am so strong. I am good at kongfu!
Waiter: You are drunk. Don’t go.
Wu Song: Go away!
Waiter: Amitabha! God bless you!
Scene 2: At Jingyang Gang
Wu Song: Oh! My god! It’s a real tiger! Mr tiger. Please let me go! My mother is 80 years old. My son is only 2 years old. Please! Please!
Tiger: (Wake up) I like pork. I like beef. I like chicken. But my favourite is human meat. Ha, ha ...
Wu Song: Stop! Let me have a look. Are you a real tiger?
Tiger: Of course! Come and see. My fur, my teeth and my tail!
Wu Song: Yes, yes. You are real. Can I take a photo? I will put it online.
Tiger: Online? Be a super star! Great! Come on!
（Wu Song turns on the flashlight.）
Tiger: Oh, no. I can’t see now! Oh, no!
Wu Song: I will kill you and sell you for lots of money!
Tiger: You cheat me ! I will eat you!
(Wu Song fights the tiger and finally kills it.)
Wu Song: Great! It’s dead. I am too tired.
(Wu Song lies down and falls asleep.)
Scene 3: The policeman comes
Policeman: Oh, a dead tiger! You killed this tiger?
Wu Song: Yes, yes, me!
Policeman: We should protect tigers! Follow me to the police station!
Wu Song: Why? Why? I will tell you.
